Sister Wives: Kody Brown Claims Robyn Avoids Dancing With Him — Says He Feels “Like a Stripper”!
Sister Wives‘ Kody Brown Says Robyn Brown Doesn’t Like Dancing With Him Because He’s “Like a Stripper”
Sister Wives‘ Kody Brown is definitely workin’ it when he’s dancing. But wife Robyn Brown doesn’t like getting in on the act, explaining on the Nov. 9 episode, “He dances with me like I’m the pole.”
The naked truth is that Sister Wives star Robyn Brown isn’t a big fan of dancing with husband Kody Brown.
As he detailed in the TLC series’ Nov. 9 episode, his requests for them to go out and let loose have been “getting to a point where Robyn was like, ‘I don’t like dancing with you because you’re like a stripper and I’m like the pole.”
And while her husband of 15 years is workin’ it, Robyn tends to feel, uh, exposed.
“He dances with me like I’m the pole,” she explained when they popped into Arizona’s The Museum Club for a lesson with Zoo Crew Dance, “and he’s dancing around me. Like I’m his accessory.”
And their differing styles simply don’t jive. “When we dance, he’s very exuberant, he’s very enthusiastic and he’s very out there,” she noted in a confessional. “And I’m just more like, ‘Let’s just dance.’ And he’s like, ‘Let’s add flair, let’s throw our arms. Let’s make it exciting!'”
As a result, she’s left less-than thrilled.
“I’m not going to match his exuberance,” Robyn stressed. “It’s just not my style and I’m not comfortable with it. It’s just embarrassing to me. And it’s almost like he’s dancing by himself.”
TLCIndeed, Kody’s go-to move is what former spouse Christine Brown called “the pump dance,” noting it involves “this moving arms and hips and head.”
Or, as Robyn put it to him during an on-camera dinner date, “You go into that crazy stuff you start doing.”
Added the mom of five, “I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do with that.”
And since it takes two to tango (a dance Kody teasingly labeled “a vertical expression of a horizontal wish”), the father of 18 agreed to take a lesson with his bride.
Really, he was just angling for the chance to get up close and personal with his sole remaining wife.
“When we’re with the kids, there’s a tendency for us to feel like, you know, co-parents or battle buddies,” he explained during the Nov. 9 episode. “The kids have a tendency to draw a lot of our attention and it’s like literally the door to the bedroom is always open. One kid and then the next kid and the next kid just coming into the room to get a little love, little attention, a little conversation with mom.”
And, of course, Kody—who has split from exes Meri Brown, Janelle Brown and Christine in recent years—is after his wife’s attention as well. As he put it, “Emotional intimacy is something that is constantly necessary for Robyn and I.”
These days, the now-monogamous pair are learning how to navigate their new normal.
And while Kody was willing to strip down his dance moves a bit, he’d love if Robyn could get comfortable with putting on a bit of a show.
“I want to be walking down the street with her someday, maybe in a shopping mall or something like that and have her just slap my ass,” Kody detailed on the series’ Oct. 19 episode. “That’s when I know that she’s comfortable with her and I.”
Though, admittedly, he could always get behind more PDA.
Even before separating from his first three wives, “I’ve always been comfortable flirting with Robyn,” insisted Kody. “I think it’s just going to take time for Robyn to get used to this monogamy thing.”
And that’s just one revelation the Brown patriarch has made this season.
